Deadpool 2007

It's that time of the year again when I have to submit my list for the Deadpool game. If you're one of the celebrities on this list, don't panic. I haven't come close to winning in the several years it's been running. I always keep the same list except for any additions, a strategy that has been spectacularly unsuccessful. 

David Rockefeller, 1915, Very rich, very old

Denis Healey, 1917, Old Labour

Billy Graham, 1918, time to meet his maker

John Glenn, 1921, It could be one space mission too many

Hugh Hefner, 1926, Viagra overdose? 

Boris Yeltsin, 1931, A popular choice, with good reason

Larry Hagman, 1931, Already on his second liver

Alex Higgins, 1949, Snooker player with throat cancer, apparently

Shane MacGowan, 1957, Singer with a soon to be non-functioning liver

Holly Johnson, 1960, Frankie Goes To AIDS Clinic