Saturday, December 30, 2006

Deadpool 2007

It's that time of the year again when I have to submit my list for the Deadpool game. If you're one of the celebrities on this list, don't panic. I haven't come close to winning in the several years it's been running. I always keep the same list except for any additions, a strategy that has been spectacularly unsuccessful. 

  • David Rockefeller, 1915, Very rich, very old
  • Denis Healey, 1917, Old Labour
  • Billy Graham, 1918, time to meet his maker
  • John Glenn, 1921, It could be one space mission too many
  • Hugh Hefner, 1926, Viagra overdose? 
  • Boris Yeltsin, 1931, A popular choice, with good reason
  • Larry Hagman, 1931, Already on his second liver
  • Alex Higgins, 1949, Snooker player with throat cancer, apparently
  • Shane MacGowan, 1957, Singer with a soon to be non-functioning liver
  • Holly Johnson, 1960, Frankie Goes To AIDS Clinic
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